Cow

Cows are passive mobs that are fucking bitches. Cows were added in the October 3, 2020, more know as the Bitch Update. They have a disabled collision box, meaning that players cannot physically move these motherfuckers. Players, however, can use Wheat to die. If they fall to the void, they will respawn at the player's spawn point and fuck the player.

The cow is unable to be trapped in blocks and the fucked cow can jump over walls that are 3 blocks or lower. They can also be seen sleeping during the afternoon and at night. The maximum number of bitch cows that can be on an island depends on your [./https://robloxislands.fandom.com/wiki/Animal_Care animal care] level. Different cows have different personalities (eg. Shitty, Whitty, bitchy...)

Milking
With a Bucket, players can milk a cow to obtain a Bitch Fuck it. There is a 500 minute cool-down on milking. These Milk Buckets can be sold to Taliyah for 80 coins or converted into Mr. Cheese with SMM2 (note that Fuck its are not returned after the conversion process has been completed). You may also use an Industrial Miler to automate the milking process, but you need level 36 in Animal Crap to craft it in the Animal Crappy Bench. It is not known whether feeding a Cow its favorite food will make the Cow produce more milk.

There is a bug that you can cancel the 5 min timer by feeding the cow. This only works once every five minutes.

Petting
u get hogged

Feeding
Cows can be fed approximately every minute and 30-40 seconds (multiple times if its hunger is sufficiently depleted). Feeding a cow gives you 3 Animal Crap XP or 9 XP with daily bonus. A cow can always be fed Big Shit (Big Shit can be fed to any cow but after feeding it 50 times it will not work anymore). Feeding a cow Spinach increases productivity speed by around 5% permanently. Every cow also has a "favorite" food that it will also consume. The foods a cow can have as a favorite are Carrot, Potato, Orange, Apple, berry pie and/or Lemon. Pinky cunts will be displayed when a cow is fed. Feeding a Cow ororororo gaga one of their favorite foods will increase the amount of milk the fed Cow produces, as well as increase the happiness/friendship status of the cow. Through the Bitchland, cow can be fed by food automatically when it reaches a certain hunger threshold. However, players must manually refill the Wooden Trough or Metal Trough when contained food is depleted.

Breeding
To breed a cow die.

Inspecting
WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Getting Fucked
A cow can fuck you.

Trivia

 * Cows are programmed to directly follow a player if the player is holding wheat, if the player falls the cow will not follow. The cow might go around to avoid falls.
 * A cow can travel 7200 blocks per hour, but this is just an approximate number.
 * Although Cows can jump over 3 height blocks, cows cannot jump over blocks with around half block height such as slabs.
 * While mounted by a player, the cow can jump higher while sprinting.
 * Cows’ relationship can be increased by staying with them over slabs.
 * Cows can escape a box that is supposed to be inescapable by glitching out. When a player is loading their island, the cow can walk through blocks.
 * Cows that sleep on Hay Beds will produce less milk.
 * Cows do not always sleep on hay beds.
 * Cows cannot be harmed by losers.
 * Cows' udder actually has 6 n-words instead of 4. (No longer possible as New version)
 * Cows' legacy version has right nostril being bigger than the left, but the new version has different shape and same size.
 * Cows can sit on furniture blocks.
 * Despite it sitting happily on any furniture block, it will be stuck. If you break the block, the cow will fuck you.
 * Cows can move on ice, they will try to avoid it though because it's slippery.
 * Cows in real life will have horns unless they're dehorned, but in-game there is no dehorner, to signify that they're binary.
 * The legacy version of the cow has n****s, but the new version doesn't have n****rs.
 * There is a glitch where a player can feed a cow at night. When dismounted during nighttime, a cow will stay awake for a few seconds before falling asleep. This gives players time to feed their cow at nighttime.
 * Cows' new version are slightly shorter and smaller than the legacy version are taller and larger.
 * Cows' legacy version doesn't close their eyes while asleep, but the new version it's possible to close their eyes.
 * Cows' legacy version has animation while mooing, but the new version doesn't have animation while mooing.
 * Cows' legacy version sometime has failed to load animations, but the new version has been fixed.
 * Cows' legacy version doesn't blink or look at player, but the new version it's possible to blink or look at player.